K and Warren are back from their hiatus to talk about Hylics – a video game series that has completely rewritten K’s brain – There’s even a musical!
Calm your mandibles and prepare to usurp the king of the Moon and end the Spell of Absurdity with your newfound best friends in an argillaceous world – discovering that the real power was friendship, gestures, and, of course, paper cups!
Opening song – A parody of “Everybody’s Got the Right” from Assassins by Stephen Sondheim. Original MIDI sequencing done by Matt Hudson of Hamienet. Hylicization of said MIDI, remixing, vocals, parody lyrics, and drums by K.
Warren’s Playthrough of Hylics: https://youtu.be/lMjGw4-4YSE?si=AfZhd5nSjCNyDRuW
Promo: Sage and Savant
Lyrics to the opening song:
Dracula:
Confidant good-en!
Gland pull, end lament.
Aggregating friends.
You wanna kill a Moon tyrant?
Come on and kill the Moon tyrant.
Wayne go. Gestures incognito
If felled just consume a warm burrito
World remains in a spell of absurdity
Life gone mad, genesis molded from clay
Ambulate mountain with haste
Snap gesture melt into paste
Afterlife restore and meld papillae
Dedusmuln cup attainable
Answers obtainable
Your will increased for good?
Archaeologist prenticehood
Join Wayne and kill Lord Gibbulus.
chorus
Respite world recover from absurdity
Regicide bonding or that’s
what they say
Aim for moon Space shuriken
Holopleather abalative
Order brought to chaotic world of clay
Blue orphan
Endling of your kind
Skulls Ambulate underground
Fate enmeshed and intertwined
Join Wayne
Lord Gibby must be discrowned
Azure one,
Leech flesh cleave to yours
Gauntlets grabbed and refound
Azure one,
Don’t neglect to smash bugs for might.
Dread knight leave your vault
Channel lightning bolt
Ancient one exalt
Pongorma:
Let us join and obliterate lord Gibby
World went mad but not all is as it seems
Gain clean status
Grind the meat
Hylem restores
Brief defeat
Together upend the absurdity
Pongorma and Dracula:
These hylics
Dracula:
Creatures of flesh and will
Pongorma:
Catlinited
Dracula:
World chelated
Pongorma and Dracula:
All hylics
Pongorma:
Respite from death fulfilled
Dracula:
In the hylem
Pongorma:
Restore your cat-ions
Pongorma and Dracula:
Slay Gibby
Pongorma:
Revive and do not quit
Dracula:
That’s it!
Pongorma:
And reveal your true grit
Wayne, Somsnosa, and Dracula:
Everybody’s got a plan to kill Gibby
Dedusmuln and Pongorma:
And maybe blow the moon to smithereens
Wayne, Somsnosa, and Dracula:
To smithereens
All:
Clawman, foothead, Monoops
Slay them then collect what drops
Everybody needs more lucidity
Usurp, end this spell of Absurdity!
